The shield is a husband to have a bad habit, everyday morning wake up will break wind, and send out huge voice.
Zao voice of breaking wind the pair of wife is noisy awake, the bad smell makes she direct current tears, and arouse asthma.
She wants to implore him everyday morning, don't break wind, because this will make her get sick.He tells a wife, have to break wind, it is natural to break wind.She makes the husband go for a doctor, otherwise, the one day there will will blow out internal organs.
Passed by for several years, the husband still kept loudly breaking wind!Thanksgiving Day arrive, the morning wife was tidying up a turkey, prepared dinner, the husband goes to bed in the upstairs, the stertor is like thunder, the wife looking at a bowl, in put the internal organs, neck, stomach of catching fire the chicken, liver and all chickens enter water, suddenly thoughted of an evil trick.
She pickeds up that bowl and goes upstairs, her husband still shouts to greatly sleep, she lightly draws back a quilt and draws back the husband's pants and poured into the turkey internal organses in the bowl all his pants inside.
Led in a short while, she heard the voice that the husband wake up, took to break wind, then heard the step voice of screech and rush, he ran into a toilet.The wife almost controls not to live himself/herself and smile she rolled in the floor.
Was subjected to several years of molestation, she was finally actually true at of made reprisals him.Led more than 20 minutes, the husband arrived at down stairs.He says that"baby, you are right.""These year, you always warn me, I am to don't listen to yours."
"What affair?"The wife asks.
"Ao, you always tell me, one day there will I will stop breaking wind because of blowing out internal organs, finally take place today.However, still need to thank God, I used some Vaseline and used two fingers, I missed I fill most of internal organses to all return to
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Today, I come to for everyone to order the history"side the Cape anticipate", the chitchat feudalism emperor king is in the confusion phenomenon on the sexual behavior, with the punishment statutes of related Chinese ancient times' sexual behavior in breaching female will.
Pay attention to historical persons to all relatively know a parlance, "dirty Tang Lan Han".
The cause of this parlance because these two upper levels of dynasties, especially palace inside, the sexual behavior, ethics relates to a little bit in disorder.In the Han Dynasty, from found a nation emperor Liu Bang rise, to two comprehensions of sexual behavior the beginning falsely governed, Liu Bang is a beauty the male spoil a not ability little, play a woman, and drama man;And Liu Bang still likes the new and dislikes the old, sees go together with the old past her prime of Lyu Zhi Nian at first and only spoiled a Qi madam.The occurrence of the affairs of"person Zhi" looks like, Qi 2 people Be jealous to, a source still Liu Bang didn't handle good bed and board to.More rare BE, Liu Bang's son daughter-in-law is he or she's daughter's daughter, namely son, Liu Ying,(man Hui emperor) marry of the daughter-in-law is daughter, Zhang Yan, of the his younger sister Lu dollar princess, Zhang Yan at that time only have 10 many year old, today see come still nonage.The world beauty is much many, Lord of the country unexpectedly beg for call oneself's uncle's woman is a woman, although this affair is for enhancing his/her own right Lyu Zhi, the skill director holds to do of, such of"near" still keep making the posterity feeling disgusted.The custom that spread close relative marry in the past, but even if Zhang Yan non- Lu dollar the princess was own, this relation was also awkward, not accept.
Man Wu Di Liu Che is "lousy" in living sex, say from the number, the future generations emperor king canned hardly once compare.In addition to famous woman in well-known histories, such as madam Lee and Zhao Yi hook...etc., in those early years, Liu Che widely recruited everywhere attractive woman, because the empress temple beauty was too many, the housing was nervous, hence at too the first year of beginning built "set up a chapter temple".It is said that, the temple is long to have 30 inside, thousand ten thousand, each room permits to place a beauty, the head batch is Yan and beauty more than 2000 personseses into what to halt.Providing Liu Che Yin with the beauty of joy to add up to in each temple at that time is about 18000 people, age's least of 15 years old, general at 89 years old, the year was full 30 years old will send a temple to make to marry.Liu Che's 70 advanced ages still night after night can not leave a woman, the color heart doesn't change and finally fished out body, a disease doesn't rise.
Liu Che"disorderly" didn't°yet**of situation, the man becomes emperor Liu Ao of"disorderly" then greatly disorderly person's key link, unexpectedly kill son to add to the fun, please a woman.Liu Ao spoils Zhao Fei Yan first, Zhao Fei Yan solid Xing Ping, its mother once was married to first lieutenant Zhao Man to living for wife, but Zhao Fei Yan being not Zhao Man's kid, but its mother with making ping Jin Bao's person collaborate with.Is twins while bearing, Zhao Fei Yan is an elder sister, there is also younger sister, Zhao He De, .Liu Ao is again to make Zhao Fei Yan first, slept wife's younger sister Zhao He De behind.Liu Ao Ji's loving "play a double to fly" , after having Zhao Shi the sister, wased a bed together total sleep, left hug right embrace,Beats By Dr Dre Studio.The temple imperial concubine allowed a beauty to bear his/her own kid, Liu Ao in order to try to please Zhao He De to unexpectedly force to allow a kid, pack into a basket, take Zhao He De, grip a kid personally dead, with Bo beauty a smile.Because indulge in sex excessively, just lead 40-year-old Liu Ao's back Tuo.See a sexual function not to go, Zhao Fei Yan went together with aphrodisiac to be provided for Liu Ao to take, each time with Zhao Shi's sister Liu Ao necessarily take 1 grain before going to bed.Once because took a surfeit, unexpectedly the dead became "romantic ghost" of the name matches the reality on the beauty's stomach.It is thus clear that, once"lousy Chinese" say, not drama in the history house says.
Believe in Li Shi Min to start too much from Tang, start making a mess of in palace.Li Shi Min supports his eldest brother in "the Xuan Wu Men's mutiny" lieutenant general Lee is finished of younger brother, Li Yuan Ji, shoot dead not to say, and then jumped a claim Li Yuan Ji's daughter-in-law, Yang Shi, .After mounting the throne, Li Shi Min Na is a concubine, performed the gorgeous history of "elder brother younger brother Ba daughter-in-law".Tang Gao's believing in what Li Zhi marry is the empress temple"just person" of he or she's father, Li Shi Min Wu Shi, namely afterwards the only impress emperor in Chinese history is martial day.This is"the son marries father daughter-in-law", there is also"the father marries son daughter-in-law" of, the leading role is Tang Xuan to believe in Li Long Ji.Li Long Ji and jade braceletses love to be rated as the history of emperor Wang Yan Qing up of extremely sing.Jade bracelet is thin person in state Yung-loh(now Rui city in Shanxi), the father is Yang Xuan Yan.She was the imperial concubine of son Li Long Ji, life Wang Li Mei in the beginning.But lewd of Li Long Ji simply put one Gang from Central Cross-Island highway, horizontal knife Duo love, for quelling the son's fury, another faced for Li Mei to hire the daughter of the Xun of Wei Zhao.
More unique BE, the big dynasty Tang man is very"dirty", the woman then is "dirty".Wu Ze Tian returns to"share" lover, noodles head Xue Huai Yi with daughter peace princess, this I fore once said in the noodles article, here not much talk.Believe in the Wei surname of the empress whom Lee shows in Tang the second martial then sky.Lee shows and Wei surname should be loving husband and wife, but had Wu Ze Tian the precedent of the Xu noodles head, the Wei surname is to feel lonely, start to make extra-marital affairs, this lover is Wu Yan Xiu.This force's postponing a show is also a romantic man, call "Zi degree carefree Ye", say with today's words to is very natural and unrestrained, he early has one leg with daughter happy princess Li Guo Er of Wei surname, Li Xian sees a daughter such and such, straight-tempered recruited Wu Yan to show to be a son-in-law, so perfectly deserved.Who think this but let the Wei surname of mother-in-law eat to have feeling vinegar, the Wei surname has no woman's proper conduct and early shows behind Lee's back and Qin Ke and on an equal footing the man collaborate with(this also strange Li Xian, he is weak and sick, can not satisfy the sexual appetite of Wei surname over a long period of time) and see a son-in-law handsome now, the romantic feeling floats, and the Wei surname flame of sexual desire rises.Finally, the Wei surname is used the empress' power"order" the son-in-law wait on 寑 , being like Wu Ze Tian and peace the princess is similar, and the Wei surname and happy princess also "share"s a men······And Li Guo Er also agree thus the mother female works together one man-"dirty Tang", be worthy of the name.
Li Guo Er is nearby grow up at Wu Ze Tian, she inheritted the personality of this impress.Actually again early some, Li Guo Er has already married Wu Yan Xiu's of the same tribe brothers Wu Chong Xun.Wu Chong Xun is the son whom the force thinks thrice, force's thinking thrice is Wu Ze Tian's nephew, is also say that Li Guo Er is Wu Ze Tian's grandnephew daughter-in-law.Why to at the beginning marry Wu Chong Xun?Also because Li Guo Er and Wu Chong Xuns seduce first Be getting more crafty, the belly is made Be getting bigger, have to marry, get married after six months and then bear a boy.Is single first Yun this says to have no today what, but was an affair that threw a person very much at that time.Wu Chong Xun drive prince, Li Zhong Jun, kill after, Li Guo Er just come to eye with Wu Yan Xiu Mei to go again.This namely 《old Tang Shu 》
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