004 year autumn, China east teacher consumedly parts of profession will formally move Min to go.This news already at hand over to spread in the university student the Fei Fei is satisfied, some be covered of greatly four boys feel keenly for blundering away good opportunity to feel sorry for in succession, they hope that lower classman's lower classwoman holds good opportunity;Moreover some big four boyses say to consider testing to grind.A personnel don't wish to reveal the educational administration of name say, because this news, testing of this year's grinding situation will deliver more rigorous, testing of several yearses cent in the future will also keep on Gao of walking.Junior class' handing over a big boy has already started preparing for a fight, their emotion is very high, and a boy says to the reporter:"This is really a good news, the infusion of this fresh strength will biggest the degree release boy in our school's potential, will arouse a new of academic prosperity."See the viewpoint of China teacher big girl again:Majority of girls said that the place moving to be partial to so campus how much will bring inconvenience for life, but the yonder boy is still worthy of expecting;They will get away from currently the embarrassed situation of "gruel many monks are little" and look for till brilliant and fine tomorrow;A girl still towards a camera to hum to have song"more choices, more mirths, in the new campus!"The China teacher big boy seems to have no to echo again too greatly to this news, majority of boys mean this time move can't give they of the university live to bring pressure;Some boys said that be rounded in the girl's heap all day long and Be different from people imagination in of so happy.This news spreads and hand over a big girl to seem indirectly victimize a square, because of the sparse resources lack but arouse of price falsely Gao will be heartlessly broken, they have to start considering being getting more some to the male amity.In fine, move plan have already started arousing reaction, this will bring a series of ripple effect, this report will do to track to report completely to this matter and further thorough analysis.
36.The department chief of China compares**many!!!
37.The 10-year pain enters China work, be the monk bump a big clock, Huang absentminded Hu university dream, the business love is two empty!:(
38.(Hebei sets up a hospital)very rough sea, the milk exerts world poor scholar;Private parts surging, great slanting in this world few person!
39.The bedroom eldest brother wildly loves a boxing emperor 97, but the technical skill is the most smelly, usually be forced to beat on the side.He is again forced this time to in the side, none of bodies beating hits the ground, he is hasty, a live another person's hand of Yes to drink a way:"Your TMD can not wait I to drop to the ground to beat again!!!"
40.The handsome boy goes to work by bus, at the seat up discover a beauty being signed to the body's side jolts with the car, the heart has cant not bear to way:"MM, comes over to sit here~" beauty is wearing a smile to nod, and sit by extremely sudden and swift power to the handsome boy in the leg, the handsome boy moves not get, hence is quiet quiet body flavor wear happiness ……after N stand, the beauty gets off, the handsome boy is enjoying in retrospect, flank one"Tyrannosaurus" urgently can not bear ground to sit to come up and joyfully call a way:"Can descend it's An's turn!!!"
41.(The living creature research engineering fastens)a divorce can usually bring two matrimonies, this makes the abruption grow, is a low etc. animal to familiarly grow a way.
42.Newspaper says to smoke cigarette harmful health, so I quitted smoke;Newspaper says to drink to injure liver again, so I and then quit wine;The newspaper says again**harmful body, KAO, this descended my TMD to give° the newspaper to quit.
43.The girl covers the English meaning of cup:
The AN is an airport
The B is a barelythere
The C is a cando
The D is a damngood
The E is an extensive
The F is a fantasy~
44.The required course chooses to escape, the free elective course necessarily escapes.
45.We beat interstellar together, who lose who pay;Or say that you ask me to beat interstellar ……^_^
46."~~~~"One girl of beauty sends out a scream in observing the living creature experiment lesson of his/her own saliva cell.
The tutor quickly runs to come over, after cautiously finishing seeing her microscope, soft-voicedly say to her:"Finish doing that matter next time, remembering must gargle!!!"
47.Woman's doesn't matter is virtuous, virtuous because of being subjected to of lure not enough;Man's doesn't matter is honest, loyalty because the counter of betrayal is too low.
48.The son is 7 years old, the father teaches Confucius said:Study so much, stanza sexual appetite.The son asks father Yue:Dad, what sexual appetite?The father answers it:Don't ask, grow up to namely understand.Son 13, the father teaches Confucius said:The gentleman doesn't in disorder be keeping in mind also.The son asks father Yue:Dad what does a bosom?The father answers it:Don't ask, grow up to namely understand.Son 17, the father teaches Confucius said:The men and women teach a head not close.The son asks father Yue:Dad what teaches a head?The father is great anger, scold it:Still don't understand?On the first, the son goes home and suddenly smell house inside have loudly move, think thief, hence peep it.See the father drench with perspiration, "ride a horse" fights.Suddenly, the square knows what sexual appetite, what does a bosom and what teaches a head!
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50,beats by dr dre pro.Is big an arrive big four X lawseses:(gather an article)
Bell ring laws:Is big on being to have a class while ringing(last term) bell already in the classroom;Is big on being time that have a class bell's rings(next semester) to classroom crazy run;Is big two is time that have a class bell's ring still just the dormitory wash face;Is big three is time that has a class bell's ring is just walking toward outside of school;Big four times press a root is not at school, so can't hear to have a class bell.
Go to bed laws:Is big on putting out the light to go to bed a sleeping punctually behind in the evening, big two in the evening put out the light behind haven't gone to bed, big three is have a class the eyelid is at the teacher underneath sleeping;Is big four is still keep going to bed in the dormitory while having a class.
Rice hall laws:Is big on discovering an insect, the whole bowl of rice all poured;Is big two discover an insect, pick out insect to continue to eat;Is big three discover an insect, consider as to have no insect to eat together;Is big four discover to have no insect,(protest) have no the insect Zha eat next rice?Read while grinding, discover a kind of insect,(sigh) the style is too single;The detection only has an insect (regrets)while reading Bo, meals in the school improved again~~
Walk laws:Is big a is walk to go a line of way at the person, big two is walk by the side of the street up, big three walk on street the center, big four walk on the street treacherous acts line.
Look in the eyes laws:(see MM of)Is big on being shy, big two is to keep the straight, big three is bitchy, big four is still need to run to return to something to see.
Check in laws:Greatly on being to lift to a few days ago arrive, big two arrive punctually, big three is to few days later arrive, big four is not to register.
University four move:(make track for MM of)Is big on pressing the soldier immobility, big two eager for action, big three start out completely, four big reactions.
Four grasses of university:Big rabbit doesn't eat nest side grass, big two good horseses don't eat to turn head grass, strong three fresh breeze know a strength grass, where do big four limits of the earthses have no Fang grass.
Girl's laws:Big one girl Jiao, big two girl Qiaos, big three girl the all of the street run, big four girl the nobody want.
51.The boy of China work is like the tree of China work, the girl of China work is like the street lamp of China work;A tree can not own a few street lamps, but a street lamp can illuminate a few trees.
52.Joss-stick lotus green jade water move cool, water moves a cool summer to grow.Is long day summer the cool breeze move water, the cool breeze moves water green jade lotus joss-stick.
53.Male:My true love you, beg you to do my girl friend!
Female:But I basically didn't feel to you!!
Male:That good, you tell me I which order not good, I change!!!
Female:That you tell me first I which order well, I~change!!!!
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