Want to commit suicide by poison!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 853 to take homing girl friends all …
Glory:"How to do?Is each I take a homing girl friend, my none of mamas likes …"
Plentiful:"It is still remarkable.Seek the noodles piece of an everyone all be like your mama of must be all right."
Glory:"I once tried, but changed my daddy not to like."
A spool of joke brocade gathers the love message on chapter 854 blackboard
As I am reading university, person from inside in school's flowing the most intensive place should count third teaching building, because a lot of public lessons all over there up, person the bearer go toward of.At the entrance of third the teaching building first floor, there is a piece of and public blackboard, everyone can use chalk to write message and release to look for thing announcement or lost article announcement for found property etc. in the top.
One day, the right bottom Cape of blackboard is suddenly many a row of characters, the many people are joining a crowd for fun around, originally that up what to write BE:"The text text pleases 9:00 p.m. tomorrow the thunder Feng of doorway to be like an underneath to wait me at the school, if you I of words for minding act as upon mind, you certainly know who I am, if you connect I is who all can not guess, that we didn't meet of necessity!"On the second day, originally of the underneath of the word many a go graceful form of written:"Is dear, I certainly know who you are!For convenience' sake, please in tonight 8:45 come to girl's down stairs to pick me up, please hold 999 roses and halloo my name, so I the meeting soon arrive at you and not leave without seeing each other."
That evening, a lot of male men and women females who are full of curiosity hope to see fervently ground to wait for in girl's down stairs, all want the male leading ladies that see a story exactly is who, but waited greater half for evening there is no exciting condition appearing, hence everyone curses and scolds in succession is who the leg-pull for making, very anxious to grasp out to beat an and so forth.
Who know next day morning blackboard up again many a words is obviously that boy to write:"Is dear, if I left a piece of money, should I buy a rose for you still keep buying a bread for myself?"
Hence, everyone's curiosity again be arisen come, don't know that that make the girl of "text text" will choose romance to still keep looking after the boy's belly of that wretchedness first.However,Beats By Dr Dre Solo, the second day, is still that that kind of is graceful to make the form of written that the public moves, but her answer makes all people show extreme surprise:"Is dear, you should go first to buy a box of chalk, otherwise how do we contact?"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 855**disappear a past
Small opens his new car of Zhao to go for a spin with his girl friend, that is a narrow car compartment streamlined small sports car.
His car stops in the silent wayside, after a burst of caress, the girl shyly jumps down a car and runs toward a piece of turf-grass of the neighborhood.
But when she discovers that small didn't be kept up with and can not help Jiao Chen:"Before my passionate disappearance, you hurried up to get off for me!"
Small after struggling a burst of upsetly says:"Before my passionate disappearance, I under not car."
A spool of joke brocade's gathering chapter 856 Texas person is all big there
A day, there is a cowboy in a bar is striking up a conversation to a beauty.
Beauty:!!Well big hat oh!
Cowboy:Yes!Because I live Texas.Combined to order a cigar.
Beauty:!!Well big cigar oh!
Cowboy:Yes!Because I live Texas.Called one cup beer again.
Beauty:!!Well big one cup beer oh!
Cowboy:Yes!Because I live Texas.
At this time, the cowboy sees time is propitious, come straight to the point, the beauty as well has no objection to.
The cowboy took off pants.
Beauty:!Well big oh!!
Cowboy:Yes!Because I live Texas.
Passing by is some kind of ……after, the cowboy suddenly stopped down and had a little dissatisfied foot ground to say:"Where do you live Texas?"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 857 everybody's sex to settle dint
Glory, virtuous with the text is 3 people, in pursuit of bushido spirit but go to Japan ……
The running of pain after being whole Japan finally finds out a famous teacher's father;Teacher father a lot of hard nut to cracks give they to decide if they entitle to become an apprentice.
Although test is together again a, they all 11 of pass;Finally, till the last and together test--'settle dint'
Teacher's father wants 3 people to get to hall inside line up a station:
"Test your to settle dint now, please strip nude all of all clothes on the bodies."
Teacher father at everybody of'that words ㄦ 'all mourn a bell Dang.
After, teacher's father invites future this hot film star--rice island is a little to love--take place!Two words don't say that she starts taking off your coating or gown over there ……
Suddenly!"Ding ……" is a , the bell Dang of glory rang.Teacher's father shakes head to say:
"Certainly the dint isn't enough.These several days pain, descend first to take a shower a rest."
After a while, rice a little Ms. Ai in the island starts greatly doing a gorgeous dance ……
"Ding ……"
The virtuous bell Dang also rang …teacher's father:
"Is alas!You don't go as well, you also descend to take a shower a rest!"
Leave the text is one person, rice a little Ms. Ai in the island greatly does a steel pipe dance ……however, the text is to don't sway.Teacher's father happily says:
"Is quite good!Your settle dint very good!Good!These several days you are also getting harder!You heel glory, virtuous next take a shower!"
At this time ……
"Ding ……"
A spool of joke brocade gathers the grass on chapter 858 dance-hostess body
The female of the village:"The become the wave rises and falls of the grass is how lovely!"
City youth:"The grass on the dance-hostess body, and that just more sufficient flavor!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 859 to flirt to sell goods beauty
There is a young man that arrive a medicine store to buy a medicine, be he discover that the sales clerk grows very beautiful, rose the mind for flirting:Young lady, do you sell a condom here?Young lady:Do you want many larges?Young man:Large of!Young lady:Is this number all right?Young man:Isn't medium, the number is small!Young lady:Is this extra large size all right?Young man:Don't go, this kind of model number is still small.The mother of sales clerk comes out to see young man so at this time, say to the young man:We are here person seller not domestic animals seller.The young man is rendered speechless!The ash slips away of walk!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 860 for a Friday six times
A couple visit a farm, the host introduce a champion to grow a cow very proudly.
The wife asks:How many does it mate for a week?
The farmer says:5, 6 times.
The wife immediately disdains very much ground to say to the Sir:You see!Somebody else a Friday, six times.
The farmer hurriedly breaks siege a way for that Sir:Certainly, we never let it always and the same cow mating
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 861 rich name
Xing Wei's man asks a wife:"The kid of somebody else tall someone calls usury, we take for kid how of rich name?"
The wife answers:"Our kid more easily calls a word, simply make the Wei livings a gold(sanitary napkin)!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 862 to play to pour to sprinkle a candle
The husband and wife fight, the wife can talk kind argue, the man blames and scolds a wife to say:"I am a sky, you are a ground, the sky is on the ground, can deceit sky."Wife way:"I am a Yin, you are sun, the Yin is on the sun, can fall behind."Man way:"With the universe but talk about, is a Gan at up."Wife Yue:"Female and male but theory are female at up."Man Yue:"With husband and wife but talk about, is a man at up."Wife way:"With Pin male but the theory is a Pin at up."The husband annoys however, loudly say:"When we had sexual intercourse, exactly who at up?"The wife answers:"Is sometimes happy, it am in the top to play to pour to sprinkle a candle still me."
A spool of joke brocade gathered chapter 863 husband and wife to have sexual intercourse to explode light
The husband and wife have sexual intercourse, the husband requests to turn off a light each time.
A certain midway, the wife suddenly pulls
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